Weird Newscasters

Two actors begin sitting on stage, one is the host of the news who begins the show in a fashion establishing the news of the day, usually with a pun. The acting host then names their co-anchor who has a special personality trait either suggested by the audience or written down for them. After a moment, the acting host then goes to the weather and the actor playing the weathercaster goes over the weather for the week while displaying their unique traits. Next is the sportscaster who does the same.